I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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