But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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