they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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