That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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