What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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