We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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