if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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