Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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