Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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