how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just want to make out with him forever
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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