This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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