Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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