You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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