I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
PS: I just woke up from my shower
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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