"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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