I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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