It's Friday. Sex?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What drink are we having for lunch?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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