If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Drake has all the answers
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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