so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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