i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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