So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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