wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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