Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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