Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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