I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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