I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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