I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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