is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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