If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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