I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
