But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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