I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Girls should come with a carfax report
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
