She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
