Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
