every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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