She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Randomize
