Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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