I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
