D3 body, D1 cock
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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