I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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