I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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