3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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