In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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