these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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