it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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