Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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