And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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