You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize