lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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