Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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