And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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