she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
